NSFW Just rolled into the shop

"AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech) 02/01/2017 at 23:18 • Filed to: None

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Safety image. Client came in complaining their seat would not move forward or backward. Turns out it was binding on this... umm... personal item. Sent to me by a friend/colleague.

Wacko > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/01/2017 at 23:22

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/01/2017 at 23:22

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You know it’s skanky when you have to put an air freshener on your dildo.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/01/2017 at 23:23

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Is that, a, dildo? Length and width seem to be, extraordinary.

Rico > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/01/2017 at 23:27

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Was it a male or female? Haha

fhrblig > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/01/2017 at 23:27

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Looks normal sized to me, but why is it clear? That’s just weird. And why is it in the car?

jkm7680 > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/01/2017 at 23:33

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Fuckin a. What was the customer told?

For Sweden > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 23:34

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Looks normal sized to me

Well, yeah, for you

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/01/2017 at 23:35

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The implication is that at some point this was just lying out for the world to see on the floor or back seat. If I had to transport one I’d at least put it in an opaque bag or something.

whoarder is tellurium > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/01/2017 at 23:35

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What’s the book pay for phallic object removal?

fhrblig > For Sweden 02/01/2017 at 23:38

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What? Isn’t everyone’s that size?

404 - User No Longer Available > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/01/2017 at 23:39

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > whoarder is tellurium 02/01/2017 at 23:40

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$50/inch of penis and $25/testi.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > whoarder is tellurium 02/01/2017 at 23:41

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On average 3-7 minutes but if somebody asks, you were at it all night.

fhrblig > jkm7680 02/01/2017 at 23:41

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Oh, I suspect the customer knew.

jkm7680 > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 23:45

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It looks very errrrr “used.”

For Sweden > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 23:46

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You’re a big guy

fhrblig > For Sweden 02/01/2017 at 23:49

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Cannot confirm or deny

fhrblig > jkm7680 02/01/2017 at 23:50

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A little Windex and it’ll be good as new.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2017 at 23:56

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Every guy here just said “SHUT UP DUDE” to their monitor.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 23:59

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Speak for yourself.

jkm7680 > fhrblig 02/02/2017 at 00:00

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Hell, it even probably smells good now because if that new car smell air freshener!

Gently used dildo anyone?

fhrblig > jkm7680 02/02/2017 at 00:01

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As long as it’s not ‘Vanillaroma’. That’s nasty.

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 00:04

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To be fair, mine also only looks that big when it’s stuffed under the front seat of a car and pressed against an air freshener.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 02/02/2017 at 00:05

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That would be something to see. On second thought......

Urambo Tauro > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/02/2017 at 00:12

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LOL I’ve seen people post these on JRitS a couple of times, but this is the first I’ve heard of it being the cause of the very problem that the car was in for.

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 00:16

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Pro tip: the smaller the car, the more impressive it looks.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/02/2017 at 00:19

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Xyl0c41n3 > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/02/2017 at 00:29

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Looks like those purple dildo Adam & Eve ads on the front page worked after all. Also looks like somebody may need to put in another order.

Berang > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/02/2017 at 00:29

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That’s weird. I’ve been looking all over for that thing(y).

Xyl0c41n3 > fhrblig 02/02/2017 at 00:30

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Any weirder than a purple, pink or blue dildo? Maybe it’s lighted.

Xyl0c41n3 > jkm7680 02/02/2017 at 00:31

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Worst garage sale ever.

CRider > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/02/2017 at 00:42

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Yeah, that’s where you’d put it. Right.

BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre > CRider 02/02/2017 at 00:51

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That made me shriek.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/02/2017 at 01:18

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That’ll buff out.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/02/2017 at 01:35

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Yup. I thought it looked kind of small 

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > jkm7680 02/02/2017 at 01:36

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No idea. Didn’t ask.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > whoarder is tellurium 02/02/2017 at 01:37

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Lol I don’t even want to venture a guess, but there has to be some sort of hazmat tax

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Rico 02/02/2017 at 01:38

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Lol I don’t even know, wish I’d asked!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 02/02/2017 at 05:16

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can’t stop won’t stop

Nauraushaun > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/02/2017 at 05:34

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Thing sure it taking a beating down there

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CRider 02/02/2017 at 05:52

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Well I wouldn’t drive with it in.

Master Cylinder > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/02/2017 at 06:33

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What an ethical dilemma!

Do you just tell the customer “hey, it’s fixed, you’re good to go,” saving them potential embarrasment, or do you return their personal property to them?

jimz > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/02/2017 at 07:27

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The first time in history you could take the phrase “my seat’s fucked” literally.

jkm7680 > Xyl0c41n3 02/02/2017 at 07:40

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Hahahahahahaha

and 100 more > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/02/2017 at 07:41

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/THREAD

fhrblig > Xyl0c41n3 02/02/2017 at 08:19

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Nah, but it does play a little tune when in use. Which isn’t really useful because it’s muffled about half the time.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Master Cylinder 02/02/2017 at 09:39

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You have to tell them. If it were me having that conversation I would probably just say something was found lodged under the seat, then wrap it in a paper bag or something and leave it on top of the seat.

ateamfan42 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/02/2017 at 11:12

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Well I wouldn’t drive with it in.

Considering it was found in a car, it follows that some people have other plans.

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > fhrblig 02/03/2017 at 17:44

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what a coincidence, thats when mine turns clear!!!